cloud_riven | Before I forget

It'd even have the fandom that's all uptight about maintaining the purity of the work ("these muchachas are mucking up the story with their shipping and criticismos. I can't even visit tumblr without vore coming up all the time. Why don't can't they leave the adventuras alone!?

Om my God. Silly, but I just realised this: We're not even roleplaying characters. We're fangirls roleplaying fangirls who bitch over other fangirls of a fictional fandom for a nonexistent series. The meta will make this whole thread collapse on itself.

I... I think I need to lie down for a bit.

(btw, what are we? SalGals? Sal-chicas?)

I tell myself this is as a convolution challenge. Otherwise the blackhole of meta (almost mispelled 'meat') will consume me and I'll forget who I am 8|

Sal-chicas sounds beautiful. The dudes can call themselves Carniños in their attempts to reclaim the fandom's "masculinty," those insecure losers.

Hahaha then Sal-chicas it is. We need badges or banners or something :D

But Salchimachos sounds way better than Carniños imo XD That sounds like the portmanteau of cariños and niños and it's got to be an incredibly emasculating nickname to be called. They're all a bunch of whiny boys, though. That should be *our* nickname for them, and they'd act insulted and speak of discrimination against men or something equally appalling. Then we'd totally write RPS about them enjoying having their meat thoroughly tenderized by the angry mods hehehehehe.

(RPS about fictional characters? Meta within meta? WE MUST GO DEEPER)

I was totally a proud member of

salpiconmunity, back when it was a Yahoo mailing list. And I put a hot dog flavour tumblr scarf on my tumblr because I'm still hip and with the kids.

My Spanish is terrible and broken all of the time, so all I can really do is make emasculating nicknames oops. And say things like, "Lol those guys spend too much time complaining on the internet. They could use a good spotted dicking lololol." oh dear

FLASHNEWS: The third series of the anime has been CONFIRMED! I AM FANGIRGLING ALL OVER THE INTERNET, SPREADING THE JOYOUS NEWS!! Remember the much debated shitty quality of the animation of the second half of the second series? They switched animation studios and I'm BEAMING. Finally Sal's chesthair will puff when he inhales deeply to emit his wondrous battle cry! The voice actor has such a beautiful baritone voice, too ;A; (every time he talks I have an eargasm). If they include all the song interludes of the omakes, I'll die happy. I just hope they don't shoehorn too many filler episodes inbetween the Roasty Road arc (as I see it, it's the one that could be more easily bloated). But the possibility to stretch it on and on must be so tempting, with so many stopovers along the road... ARGH >_> I want to flail at them and tell them not to screw this one, okay? The Kinder Kinks, Kinkier Kinds one got extremely lame by the end; all those bland made-up characters ruined the entire arc for me >:(

Oh, and the mailing list! Seriously, I wasn't expecting a trip down memory lane. Remember N. Curty Doh and her quest to prove that her Sal/Alucard crossover was totally legit? And the wankfest when SpiTren became canon and all the TrenSal shippers were claiming they'd stop reading because HOW COULD THE UST BETWEEN THEM NOT LEAD TO ROMANCE?!

Your scarf is awesome. Had I a tumblr (I don't because it's a black hole that sucks in all productivity and sanity in return for fandom gif dance-offs and in-depth analysis of every pixel of every episode of every series ever), I'd totally use it.

Oh. My. GOD! /FLAILING
Is it the same company they outsourced to for the Culantrove OVA? Because, even if the character designs were way bish, that had some of the best and smoothest animated fight scenes. Aaaaaaahhh please be them please be them ♥ I got so sick of the shortcuts the previous studio used with Flash.
(Sure, the OVA is technically three hours of advantageous production value non-canon story, but at least the author themselves wrote that script. Who was the idiota that thought up the beach vacation episode? Oooh, look at them rolling over for a complete tan~ it's funny because they look like they're grilled meat being turned over ooooh~. All of my hate. Not to mention the completely over-the-top fanservice of the Coco de Mer serving girls [even MORE original characters no one needs or hears from again])

Bah, I prefer to repress the second-hand embarrassment memories. Poor Curty Doh though. She'd always request concrit, and everyone would just ignore her. I mean, she was a pretty notorious spammer...
Ugh, you mean the Bigotrensans vs the Choristewians. Just thinking about that ultra lame ship war is giving me heart burn eurgh.

But but the tumblrfen is great! The only bad thing, not including the destruction of attention spans, is that there are no specific fandom tags. For instance, the number of tags for Sal being used is ridiculous. There's #Dr. Salchichia, #Dr Salchicha, #Bigotes Salchicha, #Dr Bigotes.... and so on and so forth.
It's very frustrating sometimes!

(ilu and the portmanteaus for the ship wars, they are perfect and lovely and perfect n_n) (and lovely as well)

Yup! It's that studio! I know the bishie-fication could get out of hand at times, but it was understandable; these guys got the company started by animating the Mew Boyfriend manga, after all. I'm surprised they didn't turn Sal's mustache into whiskers (though I'd have skewered them if they had). But the fight scenes... *drools* Some fans argue that some were suspiciously similar to the love scene between Mewchiro and Cat-o, but they're reading too far into very minor similarities imo.

Oh the serving girls of the mandatory beach episode! They weren't even original fanservice, they lifted the concept from Mandy Drake in the Lurking Fabulously Underground episode

which was supposed to be a parody in the first place for this sort of fanservice. Quite ironic.

About the ship war, were you there when it reached its peak? I remember watching in delighted horror as the insults were hurled back and forward; it was a solid afternoon of entertainment and I learned some really creative expletives in the process ('half-rotten, poorly-stuffed excuse of a syphilis sausage' being one of the most amusing ones, and I still find myself mentally using the 'were you marinated in chicken shit in the middle of the summer or you're just that stupid?' one).

I don't have a Tumblr, but I browse it >__> It's only marginally better than having one (deep in denial, ik .__.) but the tags are very unhelpful (especially when there's so many tag!feels and tag!ficlets for the gifsets), so I stick to checking a few people who just know how to find awesome fanart, and then follow back to the source to check out if they have more. Here are a few girls that have impeccable taste: sal-sal-chick-a, sausagey-pals, ivegotaphdinmeatpacking, flyingchorizos, braidedlove, wowie-stewie. I've got a ton more bookmarked, but these are the ones I check the most. Then there's comerideourmustache for the NSFW goodiness ;) I know inquisitivewienerwielder is sort of a BNF when it comes to teh pr0n, but it doesn't do much for me.

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