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the saltiest ([personal profile] cloud_riven) wrote2009-03-06 03:56 pm

rah rah SNOW rah rah GRUMBLE rah rah rah

I hate Edmonton. Not all the time. Sometimes I remember my obligatory need to fawn over the city I grew up in. Then I also remember the several reasons why I'd love to just ditch Edmonton, and even move to the enemy known as Calgary. Forget the homely nature of this city, the multiple festivals (I wonder if there are any running right now), and even our apparent scenery; I want the convenience of living closer to the border.

Today's special overused reason to leave: The WEATHER.

By March, one could expect the snow to become a wet mash of bugs, dirt, and ice. Not here. I just took the shovel out awhile ago to re-shovel the snow that some awful draft of wind decided to fling back on the sidewalks and driveway. If I stick the shovel into the piles left on the sides, the barely five inches of a four foot shovel are left visible. I could probably kill myself if I fell in my own backyard. Within two days there'll probably be another random snowfall, and I'll have to clean it up. Within an hour the wind will pick up and hurl everything back. And then I'll cry.

If I lived in B.C. I wouldn't have this problem. Sources tell me that the land of Asians, nude beaches, backyard grizzlies, and humidity doesn't even get snow. What they get is one day of slightly-colder rain passed off as Winter.
Actually, if I lived in Calgary, I wouldn't have this problem either.
What I would get is a mountain view, reminding me that beneath the chill and beyond the uncouth, there is a reason to make the effort worth staying.

Also chinook winds. The founders of Edmonton missed the memo on this, and built the city just far enough we get no mountains on the skyline.

Anywho, I have some vegetable seeds I just bought. I wanted to try my hand at crafting life from the ground. One of the packages indicate that I need to germinate it six weeks prior to spring. Isn't that in a couple of weeks, spring? Riiiiight.

[identity profile] kurotoshi.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
even move to the enemy known as Calgary. Ah?

Being from Northern (ish) Ontario I fucking feel you!

[identity profile] cloud-riven.livejournal.com 2009-03-18 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
By "enemy" I'm kind of referring to a battle of Alberta (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alberta)ish thing.

Calgary is to Edmonton, what the US is to Canada; what Miku Hatsune is to Neru Akita; what Cinderella is to her step sisters; what Toronto (http://www.amazon.com/Why-Everybody-Hates-Toronto-Pseudo-Scientific/dp/097364771X) is to every other Canadian city; what WWF was to WWE; what the PS3 is to the XBOX 360; what mineral water is to distilled water; what *shot* is to "*bricked*"
Also in that order.

But I am glad you share my pain, fellow citizen.

[identity profile] kurotoshi.livejournal.com 2009-03-18 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
OOOOH! Hahaha, wow! How did I never hear about this before! But uhh, the WWF IS the WWE! lol, they changed their name due to legal reasons! BUT I GET YOUR POINT!

But of course!

[identity profile] cloud-riven.livejournal.com 2009-03-18 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoops. Meant WCW, not WWE. I always forget what it was called xD

[identity profile] kurotoshi.livejournal.com 2009-03-19 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay!! haha! OH! Have you decided which order you'd like the list to be in?

[identity profile] cloud-riven.livejournal.com 2009-03-29 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
ACTUALLY YES ♥

10 minutes to an hour from now and I'll post it in that post you made.